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fuck 'em in the heart {kait} (wearestardust) wrote,
@ 2015-12-11 23:53:00

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meme: couples' meme, revisited
It's been a while since I've done this one! Comment with a pairing of mine and I'll answer with either set of questions (or request a set of questions).

A
big spoon/little spoon:
favorite non-sexual activity:
who uses all the hot water:
most trivial thing they fight over:
who does most of the cleaning:
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
who steals the blankets:
who leaves their stuff around:
who remembers to buy the milk:
who remembers anniversaries:

A big spoon/little spoon: favorite non-sexual activity: who uses all the hot water: most trivial thing they fight over: who does most of the cleaning: what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: who steals the blankets: who leaves their stuff around: who remembers to buy the milk: who remembers anniversaries:

B:
who cooks normally?:
how often do they fight?:
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
nicknames for each other?:
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
who steals the covers at night?:
what would they get each other for gifts?:
who kissed who first?:
who made the first move?:
who remembers things?:
who started the relationship?:
who cusses more?:
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

B: who cooks normally?: how often do they fight?: what do they do when they’re away from each other?: nicknames for each other?: who is more likely to pay for dinner?: who steals the covers at night?: what would they get each other for gifts?: who kissed who first?: who made the first move?: who remembers things?: who started the relationship?: who cusses more?: what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

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	ghanima 2015-12-12 05:33 am UTC (link)
	We don't have a ship so I'm going to do other people's. A. Felix/Remus! B. Carol/Steve! (Reply to this) (Thread)

felix/remus (a)

wearestardust
2015-12-12 05:48 am UTC (link)

A
big spoon/little spoon: Felix is the little spoon, almost exclusively, but I imagine that sleeping in the same bed is just a free for all with gangly limbs just all over the place.
favorite non-sexual activity: Felix is painting a mural all over Remus's walls, and Remus likes to play records and watch him work.
who uses all the hot water: Felix. Remus never wants to be inconsiderate.
most trivial thing they fight over: Ugh, probably Remus being a sadsack who talks himself out of stuff because he thinks it's better for other people. Which isn't really trivial, so - the MOST trivial thing they fight over is Remus doesn't like it when Felix tosses on Remus's clothes when he wants to paint.
who does most of the cleaning: Remus, absolutely.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Felix, probably. Remus is a "oh, no, you go ahead" asshole.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Um. First it's Felix, because Remus doesn't want to cause a fuss, but then Felix gets into some kind of fight about it and ends it all with "well, fuck you very much" and Remus then has to smooth it all over with sweet talk. It's actually rather effective.
who steals the blankets: Remus, but it's a war.
who leaves their stuff around: Felix, oh my god.
who remembers to buy the milk: Remus. Felix buys the booze.
who remembers anniversaries: Um. I bet they both do, honestly. They both have a head for that kind of thing.

I'm curious as to what would happen if Jo answered concurrently without talking it over first. XD

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carol/steve (b)

wearestardust
2015-12-12 05:59 am UTC (link)

B:
who cooks normally?: Steve, probably? Carol likes ramen noodles and considers it fancy if she puts chicken in it.
how often do they fight?: Not terribly frequently? I mean, Carol has a temper on her but I don't see them butting heads all that often.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: GO ON WITH THEIR DAMN LIVES. Miss each other horribly, of course, but they're professionals and they're away from each other because they're super busy. They'll keep in touch via text and Carol will try to get him to send dirty pics.
nicknames for each other?: Carol calls him "soldier" almost exclusively, but I don't know if Steve really has a pet name for her.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Carol aggressively insists on it being split evenly or to pay for it herself. Sorry, Steve.
who steals the covers at night?: Carol. Just try and make her give them back. Try.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Carol got him a Captain America mug. She's the kind of person who's going to get him little gag gifts because she thinks they're hilarious. Or like... manly gifts like... a motorcycle. She'd get him a motorcycle if she could.
who kissed who first?: Uh. Was it Carol? I think it was Carol.
who made the first move?: I'm pretty sure Carol did? FUCK WHY DON'T I REMEMBER
who remembers things?: not me! :D But Steve is the one who remembers things, for sure.
who started the relationship?: Prrrrreeeeetty mutual.
who cusses more?: Carol, always and 5ever. Language.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Kick ass? Carry them to safety? Be a big goddamn hero.

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	Re: carol/steve (b) borntorun 2015-12-12 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	SHE KISSED HIM FIRST ALSO THE FIRST MOVE :D also yeah, I can't think of any nicknames for carol. he really likes being called soldier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: carol/steve (b) wearestardust 2015-12-12 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT carol was like mmm yeah git some (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: carol/steve (b) borntorun 2015-12-12 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	he was too much of a chicken, he was never gonna do it until carol was very blunt like, I WANNA TAKE A RIDE (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hangthestars 2015-12-12 06:07 am UTC (link)
	A. Destiel And I'm going to do B. for Felix/Remus, so you should do B for them and see if we give the same answers. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wearestardust 2015-12-12 06:12 am UTC (link)
	all right but no peeking (Reply to this) (Parent)

dean/cas (a)

wearestardust
2015-12-12 06:17 am UTC (link)

A
big spoon/little spoon: I don't feel like they spoon often. They lie comfortably side by side and sometimes Dean will flop over and rest his head on Cas's chest.
favorite non-sexual activity: Passing books to one another to read so they can talk about them together. All night. Or just talking about anything all night, and then Dean can pretend that they don't later.
who uses all the hot water: Cas, I'm sure. Being alive for millions of years, he has no real concept of time.
most trivial thing they fight over: Princess Fluffles.
who does most of the cleaning: Dean, definitely, because that's a thing Dean does.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: I would have said Dean until Season 11, but now it's Cas - and that's not really healthy. XD
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: I imagine that Dean does, and then he gets no results and he goes to bitch to Cas about it. Cas then proceeds to threaten the life of the landlord and gets shit done.
who steals the blankets: Dean, unless the blankets all get kicked off of the bed.
who leaves their stuff around: They're both relatively neat. I think Dean picks up after Cas sometimes, though, since Cas rarely puts things in the RIGHT place.
who remembers to buy the milk: Dean, because Cas doesn't eat.
who remembers anniversaries: Cas probably does? Eh. It doesn't seem like something either of them would harp on much, but Cas might come to Dean rather seriously like "Dean. Do you know what day it is." "Tuesday?" "Here, I got you this."

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Re: dean/cas (a)

hangthestars
2015-12-12 06:38 am UTC (link)

big spoon/little spoon:
Kait: I don't feel like they spoon often. They lie comfortably side by side and sometimes Dean will flop over and rest his head on Cas's chest.
Jo: They switch. Dean initiates the cuddling, so it depends on whether Dean is holding onto him or tucking himself under Cas's arm.

Uhm. Call that a win for Dean initiating. 1/1.

favorite non-sexual activity:
Kait: Passing books to one another to read so they can talk about them together. All night. Or just talking about anything all night, and then Dean can pretend that they don't later.
Jo: Talking. They talk constantly when they're around each other, about everything.

Talking all the time! We win. 2/2.

who uses all the hot water:
Kait: Cas, I'm sure. Being alive for millions of years, he has no real concept of time.
Jo: Idk, both? They both have a thing for warm showers and good water pressure.

"Cas" is part of "both", so we'll call it good. 3/3.

most trivial thing they fight over::
Kait: Princess Fluffles.
Jo: Their genuine fights are never trivial, but they lightly bicker about Cas doing something silly and Dean attempting to explain why he shouldn't... and then in the end Cas is usually fucking with Dean so Dean gets flustered about it.

Not even close. 3/4.

who does most of the cleaning:
Kait: Dean, definitely, because that's a thing Dean does.
Jo: Dean.

Yep. 4/5.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
Kait: I would have said Dean until Season 11, but now it's Cas - and that's not really healthy. XD
Jo: Both. They've both got TV addiction problems.

Yep! 5/6.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Kait: I imagine that Dean does, and then he gets no results and he goes to bitch to Cas about it. Cas then proceeds to threaten the life of the landlord and gets shit done.
Jo: Dean does. Cas approaches every problem with super serious severity and Dean wouldn't want anyone getting smited.

Same idea, different conclusions. Half a point. 5.5/7.

who steals the blankets:
Kait: Dean, unless the blankets all get kicked off of the bed.
Jo: cas.

Oooh, blatant disagreement. 5.5/8.

who leaves their stuff around:
Kait: They're both relatively neat. I think Dean picks up after Cas sometimes, though, since Cas rarely puts things in the RIGHT place.
Jo: Dean. Cas doesn't really have stuff.

Close enough! 6.5/9.

who remembers to buy the milk:
Kait: Dean, because Cas doesn't eat.
Jo: Dean. He does the shopping, anyway.

Yep. 7.5/10.

who remembers anniversaries:
Kait: Cas probably does? Eh. It doesn't seem like something either of them would harp on much, but Cas might come to Dean rather seriously like "Dean. Do you know what day it is." "Tuesday?" "Here, I got you this."
Jo: Dean.

Contradictory, but Kait's is creative. Half a point. 8/11.

72%. That's like C. Go us.

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	Re: dean/cas (a) wearestardust 2015-12-12 06:41 am UTC (link)
	re: blankets → cas doesn't sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: dean/cas (a) hangthestars 2015-12-12 06:42 am UTC (link)
	i was thinking of human!cas for some reason but dean forgets to get under the covers half the time. those poor neglected blankets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: dean/cas (a) wearestardust 2015-12-12 06:54 am UTC (link)
	dean stop sleeping on the covers, it's weird, you're not in prison (Reply to this) (Parent)

felix/remus (b)

wearestardust
2015-12-12 06:24 am UTC (link)

B:
who cooks normally?: Remus, probably. Little meals, he likes to make tea. He's not used to cooking for more than one person, though, so he makes too little food and then has to overcompensate with like crackers and jam.
how often do they fight?: Not THAT often, but it's usually about Remus being a liar in some way.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Weird sexting.
nicknames for each other?: Remus calls Felix "Lucky" thanks to James nicknaming him ~Felix Felicis~
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: LOL like either of them have money
who steals the covers at night?: Remus, but it's a huge tug of war.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Felix is likely to paint; Remus is likely to knit or give him a book, or something homey like tea.
who kissed who first?: I kind of think they crashed together inappropriately in a dark hallway, Felix probably went in first.
who made the first move?: Remus, in one of his "I'm going to have a one-night stand and then never talk to them again" moments
who remembers things?: I said in A, that I think they both do - they're both pretty sentimental.
who started the relationship?: Ummmmm they don't know, because they were "not in a relationship" for a long time and then one day they just were in a relationship, so who the hell knows what happened there.
who cusses more?: Felix, until you get Remus alone and irritable (or in bed)
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: In the aftermath, provided they're okay: Felix brings Remus food and pets his hair and talks trash about people they don't like. Remus brings Felix hot tea or soup and reads to him from a book.

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	hangthestars 2015-12-12 06:57 am UTC (link)
	A. Nate/Elena B. Sera/Adaar Let's see if we can get the score up, we're averaging 75% (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wearestardust 2015-12-12 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Nate/Elena's like a shot in the dark we're gonna do like 40% (Reply to this) (Parent)

nate/elena (a)

wearestardust
2015-12-12 07:24 am UTC (link)

A
big spoon/little spoon: Nate's the big spoon, but he also really likes to curl up with his head in Elena's lap or rest with his head on her chest.
favorite non-sexual activity: ADVENTURE! ADVENTURE! GUNS AND ADVENTURE BUT MOSTLY ADVENTURE! Nerding out over ancient ruins and treasure and fuck YEAH we're gonna go after it, who cares how many badguys are in the way, it's cool, let's drive a truck off a cliff!
who uses all the hot water: Elena, then Nate gets it last and he whines from the bathroom and Elena just laughs.
most trivial thing they fight over: They bicker over little stuff. Chores, and how Nate won't do them.
who does most of the cleaning: Elena. Nate's awful, he's a mess.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Uh ... Elena. Nate is actually usually reading something or doing research or drawing something like a nerd.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Elena, definitely.
who steals the blankets: Nnnnnnnate, and then he kicks them all off the bed like NOBODY CAN HAS BLANKETS
who leaves their stuff around: Nate, sigh.
who remembers to buy the milk: Elena.
who remembers anniversaries: Elena thinks she remembers them all but then Nate comes around and surprises her with THIS IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY YOU GOT BLOWN UP BY A GRENADE here have some chocolates I love you so much. He remembers stuff, you just don't think he does.

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Re: nate/elena (a)

hangthestars
2015-12-12 07:31 am UTC (link)

big spoon/little spoon:
Kait: Nate's the big spoon, but he also really likes to curl up with his head in Elena's lap or rest with his head on her chest.
Jo: Nate's the big spoon. Oh, heteronormativity.

Yes! 1/1.

favorite non-sexual activity:
Kait: ADVENTURE! ADVENTURE! GUNS AND ADVENTURE BUT MOSTLY ADVENTURE! Nerding out over ancient ruins and treasure and fuck YEAH we're gonna go after it, who cares how many badguys are in the way, it's cool, let's drive a truck off a cliff!
Jo: Discovering stuff. Being nosy. Making trouble. :D

Correct! 2/2.

who uses all the hot water:
Kait: Elena, then Nate gets it last and he whines from the bathroom and Elena just laughs.
Jo: Ohhh, Nate. Nate seems like he takes advantage of luxuries like long showers because he doesn't take them for granted. Elena doesn't have the same anxiety and tends to take shorter ones.

Polar opposite. No point. 2/3.

most trivial thing they fight over:
Kait: They bicker over little stuff. Chores, and how Nate won't do them.
Jo: "My death was a four?" That's not even a real fight. I don't know. They sarcastically pick at each other more than they fight? They bicker about Nate not showing up on time or getting too distracted to do something Elena's asked him to.

Uhm. Half a point for similarity. 2.5/4.

who does most of the cleaning:
Kait: Elena. Nate's awful, he's a mess.
Jo: Elena. Nate's a slob.

Spot on. 3.5/5.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
Kait: Uh ... Elena. Nate is actually usually reading something or doing research or drawing something like a nerd.
Jo: Elena.

Yep. 4.5/6.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Kait: Elena, definitely.
Jo: Elena, because Nate will just put it off or throw on a sweater and be like "it's not that bad *shiver*".

Close enough! 5.5/7.

who steals the blankets:
Kait: Nnnnnnnate, and then he kicks them all off the bed like NOBODY CAN HAS BLANKETS
Jo: Nate.

Yes again. 6.5/8.

who leaves their stuff around:
Kait: Nate, sigh.
Jo: Nate.

Ding ding. 7.5/9.

who remembers to buy the milk:
Kait: Elena.
Jo: Elena.

Same. 8.5/10.

who remembers anniversaries:
Kait: Elena thinks she remembers them all but then Nate comes around and surprises her with THIS IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY YOU GOT BLOWN UP BY A GRENADE here have some chocolates I love you so much. He remembers stuff, you just don't think he does.
Jo: Elena, definitely.

Half a point for just missing the mark but being similar in spirit. 9/11.

81%. Go us!

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	Re: nate/elena (a) wearestardust 2015-12-12 07:34 am UTC (link)
	wow (Reply to this) (Parent)

seradaar (b)

wearestardust
2015-12-12 07:45 am UTC (link)

B:
who cooks normally?: Don't they have people to do that FOR them? No but rly I don't think either one of them cooks well. Sera TRIES, but she usually eats what other people have made, and she had her baking experiences soured in childhood so she's kind of like "meh" about cooking despite wanting to learn.
how often do they fight?: All. the. fucking. time. Just. all the time. Sera's hugely combative and will fight HARD before calming down, it's almost like foreplay.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Sera writes about Adaar in her journal, draws pictures of her. In 100 she sends Adaar pictures of her ass.
nicknames for each other?: Sera calls her "Shiny" and "Wifey" and sometimes she'll get "Buckles", "Inky"
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Adaar, unless Sera is VERy insistent on it being her treat.
who steals the covers at night?: Sera steals everything.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Sera got Adaar a hat, but it was ugly, so she ended up not giving it to her. She gets her little things she finds, or she'll make something, or she'll draw a picture. Nothing extravagant, ever.
who kissed who first?: They definitely negotiated the terms of their relationship before ever kissing, I think they went to Adaar's room for sex and ... there's no "who did it first"
who made the first move?: They watched each other for a long time, Sera noticed Adaar watching, but Sera was the one who mentioned it first, really.
who remembers things?: Sera remembers everything.
who started the relationship?: Sera brought it up first, but Adaar 'allowed' it, I guess.
who cusses more?: lol. Sera.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: I feel like Adaar would handle it better than Sera. Sera would lose her damn mind.

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	Re: seradaar (b) wearestardust 2015-12-12 07:46 am UTC (link)
	re: the last one, the first thing i wrote was TEAR THE FUCKING WORLD APART just for when scoring comes up (Reply to this) (Parent)

	borntorun 2015-12-12 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	A. Carol/Steve :D (Reply to this)